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An old joke I was so pleased to see again.

Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by mistcoat, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    Made me laugh, anyway. Some of you youngsters may not get it.  :whistle:

    A guy went into a French seafood restaurant and asked to see the
    dishes of the day. The waiter wheeled over a trolley with a large tank
    full of various species, and the man examined the dishes.

    "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" said
    the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild flavour."
    replied the waiter and called out "Gervais!"

    A little French chef appeared with a large knife, the waiter
    instructed the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
    Gervais was just about to slice at the poor squid when he noticed a tear
    running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admitted that he hadn't
    the heart to kill the squid.

    "Not to worry" says the waiter, and called out "Hans!!" at which an
    enormous German bloke came out of the kitchen. "Sir", said the waiter,
    "This is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans kill that little green squid with
    the hairy lip!"

    The dishwasher wielded a huge rolling pin and was just about to
    bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringed back
    and gave a little cry. "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid"
    Hans admitted, his lower lip trembling.

    "Well sir," said the waiter, "it just shows......


    That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais, with mild green,
    hairy lip squid!"
     
  2. Aggie

    Aggie PPS Master Craftsman

    I don't like seafood & I won't eat it either. :no:
     
  3. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    :hysterical:
    Glad to see you got sorted Ag  :yes:  :thumbsup:
     
  4. TradeDecoratingSupplies

    TradeDecoratingSupplies PPS Master Craftsman

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