Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by grumpyvandriver, Apr 17, 2020.
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That loo paper is around the wrong way, @RonyT
You don’t get a chair with us ! Bend your knees you spoilt person
I bend my knee only for my Monarch and God.
But yes, I am spoilt, and I loves it.
SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSE
David Letterman'sTop Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better than Sex..
.#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...
#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
Brilliant on all three there, @bitzz