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Commandments for seniors

Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by bitzz, Jun 19, 2020.

  1. bitzz

    bitzz Born to fish. Forced to work Bar Member

    old, but more true every time I read it!





    12 Commandments for seniors

    1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

    2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

    3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop p***ing you off.

    4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

    5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

    6 - "On time" is when you get there.

    7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

    8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

    9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

    10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

    11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

    12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.

    And one more: "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
     
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  2. grumpyvandriver

    grumpyvandriver PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    What age is a senior, because I come into some of those categories?
     
  3. barry

    barry PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    Think you’ve got trouble. I’m through and out the other side And still heading South !
     
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