old, but more true every time I read it! 12 Commandments for seniors 1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit. 3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop p***ing you off. 4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work. 5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it." 6 - "On time" is when you get there. 7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound. 8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. 9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you. 10 - Growing old should have taken longer. 11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up. 12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will. And one more: "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.