Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by mistcoat, Jul 21, 2020.
I heard they only found him course he’d turned yellow very quickly so stuck out like a sore thumb
Don't eat yellow snow!
Dr’s were rushed to the scene to ascertain if he was actually dead.
They replied “It’s within tolerance”
What a lovely finish!
..... I like the last few words....”He could have done with another coat”
What a coincidence.... so can most of their paints !
I see on the label they couldn’t spell ‘brilliant’ or ‘shi ite’.
It won’t let me put the one that rhymes with white!
At least it only happened Once.....or perhaps Twice or three times oh bugger this I am off to get something else just a walk over that mountain!
Very good, Si. Very good
The dulux here isn't the same company and it shows. Their paint is really good.
Shows how much they care for their UK business now then, if it’s better in one country and not the other!
Strange thing is that although a completely different company here a lot of the branding is identical. Weathershield exterior paint and the dog. Their water based gloss and semi gloss is top stuff,as is their low sheen acrylic (vinyl matt). Great finish, covers well and extremely washable. So much so that wallpaper paste cisses on it.
Reminds me, did you hear about the guy who died of varnish poisoning, awful way to go but a lovely finish.
Someone I heard of drank some pledge - that polished him off.
I was told that when they found Mr Dulux someone had painted fake eyebrows on his forehead.
He looked surprised.
This is going to turn into something similar to the fish thread, I can see it
Easier to flash when you've only one coat on
It’s all within tolerance
I tope not.
The search and rescue mission was on a massive scale,
Joint Dulux and fish joke there,not a very good one ,