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Founder of Dulux found dead...

Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by mistcoat, Jul 21, 2020.

  1. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

  2. Painter16

    Painter16 PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    I heard they only found him course he’d turned yellow very quickly so stuck out like a sore thumb
     
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  3. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    Don't eat yellow snow!
     
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  4. RonyT

    RonyT PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    Dr’s were rushed to the scene to ascertain if he was actually dead.
    They replied “It’s within tolerance”
     
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  5. Peter Humphreys

    Peter Humphreys "it's a paintbrush, not a wand"! Bar Member

    What a lovely finish!
     
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  6. barry

    barry PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    ..... I like the last few words....”He could have done with another coat”
    What a coincidence.... so can most of their paints !:yes::doff:
     
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  7. Peter Humphreys

    Peter Humphreys "it's a paintbrush, not a wand"! Bar Member

    I see on the label they couldn’t spell ‘brilliant’ or ‘shi ite’.

    It won’t let me put the one that rhymes with white!
     
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  8. 3 spires

    3 spires I like the no nonsense approach me Bar Member

    At least it only happened Once.....or perhaps Twice or three times oh bugger this I am off to get something else just a walk over that mountain!
     
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  9. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    :hysterical: Very good, Si. Very good :hysterical:
     
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  10. coxy

    coxy PPS Craftsman Bar Member

    The dulux here isn't the same company and it shows. Their paint is really good.
     
  11. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    Shows how much they care for their UK business now then, if it’s better in one country and not the other!
     
  12. coxy

    coxy PPS Craftsman Bar Member

    Strange thing is that although a completely different company here a lot of the branding is identical. Weathershield exterior paint and the dog. Their water based gloss and semi gloss is top stuff,as is their low sheen acrylic (vinyl matt). Great finish, covers well and extremely washable. So much so that wallpaper paste cisses on it.
     
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  13. bagshot

    bagshot PPS Master Craftsman PPS Painter Bar Member

    Reminds me, did you hear about the guy who died of varnish poisoning, awful way to go but a lovely finish.:badumtish:
     
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  14. Puma

    Puma PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    Someone I heard of drank some pledge - that polished him off.
     
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  15. Kevin court

    Kevin court East London's best kept decorating secret. Bar Member

    I was told that when they found Mr Dulux someone had painted fake eyebrows on his forehead.

    He looked surprised.:whistle:
     
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  16. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    This is going to turn into something similar to the fish thread, I can see it :lol:
     
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  17. crj

    crj PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    Easier to flash when you've only one coat on
     
  18. grumpyvandriver

    grumpyvandriver PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    It’s all within tolerance
     
  19. Peter Humphreys

    Peter Humphreys "it's a paintbrush, not a wand"! Bar Member

    I tope not.
     
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  20. Painter16

    Painter16 PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    The search and rescue mission was on a massive scale,
    Joint Dulux and fish joke there,not a very good one ,
     

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