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My Gramps used to tell me this one...

Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by mistcoat, Dec 3, 2019 at 8:59 PM.

  1. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    … he was good at telling it too :yes:
    Read it out loud.

    It's Archibald Assoulshot's first day of school. The teacher says: "Now class, I want you all to welcome Archibald to the class. Archibald, will you stand up, say your name for the class, and spell it?"

    Archibald stands up and says "Yes miss I can do that. Archibald Assoulshot, A-r-c-h-i-b-a-l-d A-s-s-o-u-l-s-h-o-t"

    The teacher says "Very good, Archibald! But that's not how we spell our name here. Willy Lee, will you show Archibald how we say and spell our name here?"

    Willy Lee stands up and says "Yes miss, my name is Willy Lee Robinson. W-i-l that's your Wil. l-y that's your ly, that's your willy. L-e-e that's your Lee, that's your ly Lee, that's your Willy Lee. R-o-b that's your rob, that's your Lee Rob, that's your ly Lee Rob, that's your Willy Lee Rob. I-n that's your in, that's your Robin, that's your Lee Robin, that's your ly Lee Robin, that's your Willy Lee Robin. Son that's your son, that's your inson, that's your Robinson, that's your Lee Robinson, that's your ly Lee Robinson, that's your Willy Lee Robinson."

    Teacher: "Very good Willy Lee! Archibal, can you spell your name like that?"

    Archibald stands up and says: "Piece of cake. A-r-c-h that's your Arch. I that's your I, that's your Arch-i. B-a-l-d that's your bald, that's your i-bald, that's your Arch-i-bald. A-s-s that's your ass, that's your bald-ass, that's your i-bald-ass, that's your Arch-i-bald ass. O-u-l that's your oul, that's your Ass-oul, that's your bald-ass-oul, that's your i-bald-ass-oul, that's your Arch-i-bald-ass-oul. S-h-o-t that's your shot, that's your oul-shout, that your Ass-oul-shot, that's your bald-Ass-oul-shot, that's your i-bald-Ass-oul-shout, that's your Arch-i-bald-Ass-oul-shot."

    Deep breath.
     
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  2. stevio 62

    stevio 62 PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    bleedin ell misty, where did you get that one...
    university bleedin challenge, had to read that twice
     
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  3. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    I don't know where my Gramps learnt it, but he used to rattle it off really quick, @stevio 62 :biggrin:
     
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  4. stevio 62

    stevio 62 PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    was your gramps an east ender by any chance...!
     
  5. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    No he wasn't :biggrin:
    He was a Cornish Man from St. Austell - so worse for being able to handle that type of speech better :hysterical:
     
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