“You cannot use beef stew as a password, it’s not stroganoff” My grandad always said when you close one door another one opens. He was a lousy cabinet maker. My wife’s face lit up when she opened our new fridge Choice between a beautiful woman and a Ferrari. Would you choose petrol or diesel I fell of my bike and cut my elbow on 6th June 1978. I’m telling you now because we didn’t have social media then To the bastid who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy! I’m not saying the local estate is a rough area, but Aldi sell Father’s Day cards in packs of 5.