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Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by bitzz, Jul 14, 2020.

  1. bitzz

    bitzz Born to fish. Forced to work Bar Member

    “You cannot use beef stew as a password, it’s not stroganoff”

    My grandad always said when you close one door another one opens. He was a lousy cabinet maker.

    My wife’s face lit up when she opened our new fridge

    Choice between a beautiful woman and a Ferrari. Would you choose petrol or diesel

    I fell of my bike and cut my elbow on 6th June 1978. I’m telling you now because we didn’t have social media then

    To the bastid who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy!

    I’m not saying the local estate is a rough area, but Aldi sell Father’s Day cards in packs of 5.
    Puma, Wayners, mistcoat and 5 others like this.
  2. Colour Republic

    Colour Republic PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    OK the last one got me :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
  3. Painter16

    Painter16 PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    Love last one,like the one ,wouldn’t say the local estate is rough,but we have Jehovah no witnesses knock our doors
  4. Peter Humphreys

    Peter Humphreys "it's a paintbrush, not a wand"! Bar Member

    We have Jehovah bystanders.
    I wonder if they do Jehovah’s drive by’s!
    Painter16 likes this.
  5. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member


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