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The maid negotiates

Discussion in 'The Graffiti Wall - jokes 'n' lifes funny side.' started by bitzz, Jul 15, 2020.

  1. bitzz

    bitzz Born to fish. Forced to work Bar Member

    A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

    The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

    She asked “Now Maria, why do you want a pay rise?”

    Maria: “Well Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you”
    Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
    Maria; “Jor husband say so”
    Wife : “oh”

    Maria : “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you”
    Wife “Nonsense girl, who said that you were a better cook than me?”
    Maria : “Jor husband did”
    Wife : “Oh”

    Maria : “The tird reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed”
    Wife (really furious now) “Did my husband say that as well?”
    Maria : “No Senora, the gardener did”
    Wife; “So how much do you want my dear???”

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