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  1. Kevin court

    Kevin court East London's best kept decorating secret. Bar Member

    A Parrot swallows a Viagra pill. His owner disgusted puts him in the freezer to cool off.
    Later when he opens the freezer he finds the Parrot sweating. How comes your sweating he asks. The Parrot replies, do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken.
     
  2. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    Should have gone around the back :biggrin:
     
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  3. Kevin court

    Kevin court East London's best kept decorating secret. Bar Member

    @mistcoat could I interest you in these.:coolbubble:

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  4. mistcoat

    mistcoat Colour Changing Cowboy Staff Member PPS Painter Bar Member

    Oh bugger me, NO :no: :lol:

    Should that label read USDA? I would have thought those would have sold much better at ASDA.

    WTF does inverted mean? Has someone got stuck and had a difficult exit from them. Too fast a pull out? :shocked:
     
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  5. Kevin court

    Kevin court East London's best kept decorating secret. Bar Member

    :hysterical:Inverted. I didn't see that.
     
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  6. Peter Humphreys

    Peter Humphreys "it's a paintbrush, not a wand"! Bar Member

    Well I didn’t know rectums could be boned... but then, I didn’t to to a public school.
     
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  7. Painter16

    Painter16 PPS Master Craftsman Bar Member

    As Jim royal said,my arse
     

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